Chronicles of a Teenage Love Story

Branch Of Awesomeacosity

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I feel if I put effort into this website I could become somewhat famous but effort

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Me: Oh I should have left 15 minutes ago
Girlfriend: But Eli

*violently make out for the next half hour*

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Apparently my acting is very good. Someone today asked me if I ever got sad

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Only I would not wear a shirt all day and finally decide to wear one at midnight u

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whoneedsfeminism: I NEED FEMINISM because every day strangers leer at me, catcall me, say ‘nice legs’ or tell me to ‘get my tits out’. I don’t remember the last time I whistled at a guy in shorts and told him to ‘get his dick out’…hmm- oh yeah, because this DOESN’T HAPPEN. learn to treat us with respect, as we do to you. Wait a second there lady. I’m told that I’m a manipulative asshole almost every time I compliment a girl I’m not in a relationship with, and I hear almost every day “Men are all the same” Yeah, because Stalin, Martin Luther King, and Darwin are the same people. Feminism started off as a good idea but now that it’s original intent has been achieved, girls (and sometimes self loathing men) use it as an excuse to blame all men for isolated people. Think about this next time someone says “Nice legs” Maybe you just surround yourself with assholes.

whoneedsfeminism:

I NEED FEMINISM

because every day strangers leer at me, catcall me, say ‘nice legs’ or tell me to ‘get my tits out’. I don’t remember the last time I whistled at a guy in shorts and told him to ‘get his dick out’…hmm- oh yeah, because this DOESN’T HAPPEN.

learn to treat us with respect, as we do to you.

Wait a second there lady. I’m told that I’m a manipulative asshole almost every time I compliment a girl I’m not in a relationship with, and I hear almost every day “Men are all the same”
Yeah, because Stalin, Martin Luther King, and Darwin are the same people.
Feminism started off as a good idea but now that it’s original intent has been achieved, girls (and sometimes self loathing men) use it as an excuse to blame all men for isolated people. Think about this next time someone says “Nice legs”
Maybe you just surround yourself with assholes.

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whoneedsfeminism: I NEED FEMINISM because every day strangers leer at me, catcall me, say ‘nice legs’ or tell me to ‘get my tits out’. I don’t remember the last time I whistled at a guy in shorts and told him to ‘get his dick out’…hmm- oh yeah, because this DOESN’T HAPPEN. learn to treat us with respect, as we do to you.

whoneedsfeminism:

I NEED FEMINISM

because every day strangers leer at me, catcall me, say ‘nice legs’ or tell me to ‘get my tits out’. I don’t remember the last time I whistled at a guy in shorts and told him to ‘get his dick out’…hmm- oh yeah, because this DOESN’T HAPPEN.

learn to treat us with respect, as we do to you.

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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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